Welcome to Just Roll With It!
Just roll with it!
Yeah!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
When you hear this sound...
The studio audience gets to vote
on what happens to us in scenes!
Whoo!
What's with the scooter?
When I hear that foghorn, I'm getting outta here as fast as possible.
You do realize we don't get paid if we leave?
Well, whatever happens, we'll have to...
Just Roll With It!
How about... "Parent Party-Palooza"?
It's a school dance, but with a twist...
everyone brings their parents!
Ooh! That would combine the fun of a party,
with the security of parental supervision!
It's going on the list!
What are you guys doing?
As the newly elected Chair of the school's Events Committee,
my first task is to organize a fun event
to raise money for the leaky roof in the school's gym.
And guess who's helping!
It's me, I'm helping.
Come here, you gotta check out our list.
A teacher-student...
This is gonna be so good.
Okay, audience. You see your choices.
One, two or three. You choose
what kind of act Owen and Rachel have to perform.
We just started!
First horn!
Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
We're gonna be starting the scene with Rachel's last line:
"Come here, you gotta check out our list."
And let's go back to the scene.
- Action! - Come here, you gotta check out our list.
Ha-ha! You know what? We don't need a whole list.
We have... We've got one idea that's a home run.
A Parent-Student High Flying Circus Act!
Wow.
Owen and I have already been practicing a routine.
We have?
Yeah!
Right now. Let's go.
Okay.
Okay, look at this.
- Put that on. - My gosh!
- These are, Yes. - Marked with our names
so I guess we should wear them.
Those costumes just scream "save our gym."
- Don't they? - Yeah, I love when I dress up like a peacock.
I told you putting in a skylight would be a good idea.
Yeah, we love when people break in our house.
- Rachel. - Yes?
It's your turn.
Shouldn't have eaten that extra beef jerky today.
Bring her up!
What?!
Okay, what you got in there, butterfly?
I feel alive!
It's your solo, Rachel!
That's right. Here she comes. Here she comes!
- Yes, queen! - There we go!
Yes!
You so graceful!
I feel like a beautiful butterfly
with a beautiful wedgie.
And the finale.
Upside down!
You have muscles, Mom!
You think people will actually buy a ticket to that
with money?
You should have heard the ideas that didn't make the list.
I was starting to wonder if they ever even had fun.
Well, thanks for just speaking out now.
I didn't want to be the mean one
and figured Blair would do it for me.
The whole school's counting on me to raise money
for the leaky roof.
And nobody can find that "Caution, wet floor" sign
so we had 12 kids go to the hospital just last week.
I should have known something was up
when they held that
"Breaking bones is a totally normal part of growing up"
emergency assembly.
Listen, you need help from someone
who has their finger on the pulse of cool.
Someone who's bold enough to throw the most insane event
our school has ever seen.
Someone who would be willing to help you out
for a mere 1% of total ticket sales.
Sorry. I'm busy this week.
I was talking about myself.
I would love to do this on my own.
But I suppose sometimes being a good leader
- is about accepting... - Yes or no? I don't need a whole monologue.
Yes!
- Does Mom still get to help? - Nope.
All right. You kids have fun.
Owen! Our promo video just went live!
Blair, you were supposed to show it to me
so I could give you notes!
Just watch it before you judge.
Imagine a place where reality and fantasy blur...
A place where the coolest kids
can go to be cool and do cool stuff.
Welcome to... OwenFest.
Featuring some of Frank Morris Middle School's most talked-about students...
McFarland...
Clawdu...
And a very special appearance by...
Older sister...
For a mere $39.99,
plus a $20 processing fee,
your passport to the impossible awaits.
Blair... Gourmet catering?
Bruno Mars? Karlee Rosenthal's older sister?
I was hoping you'd just, like, get a disco ball or something!
The school only gave me $400 for this.
Quick clarification... you now only have $77.
- What? - That video was not cheap.
Also, I bought myself a new shirt.
As the event promoter, I think we can both agree,
it's important that I look good.
I'm doomed.
Look, Events 101 is that you sell tickets first
and then worry about planning it.
Besides, I never said those people or things
would be at OwenFest.
I just flashed them on the screen.
If somebody's gonna make assumptions, that's on them.
No! It's called false advertising
and it's never gonna work.
Owen! It worked!
OwenFest is already sold out.
You raised $4,000.
That's enough to fix the roof, and have enough left over
to finally get doors on the bathroom stalls.
You're a hero!
You hear that, Owen? You're a hero.
Me? A hero?
We've got some party planning to do.
Man, I am starting to love being the face of this event.
Two weeks ago, Stacy Brumg didn't even know who I was,
and now she's asking if she can be upgraded to the VIP package.
Wait, what's the VIP package?
- Beats me. - You came up with it!
No! I came up with the idea
of charging an extra $20 for VIP tickets.
I have no clue what VIP even means.
Alls I know is it equals more walkin' around money for mama!
Well, don't you think we should figure that out?
Listen, I'm the first to admit that planning is not my strong suit.
Which is why I'm bringing someone on board
who's gonna be able to execute our vision.
- Is it Ruth? - How'd you know?
'Cause she's standing right there
and holding a clipboard.
I'm gonna give it to ya and I'm gonna give it to ya straight.
You're in a pickle.
I've crunched the numbers, and you're already over budget.
How much we talkin'?
Let's see, are we gonna do plastic plates, or paper?
We can do paper.
Great, in that case...
$800,000.
Ruth, we have 77 bucks.
Actually, more like 60.
- What? - I had to expense a business lunch.
We'll circle back to the money sitch,
but first I wanna discuss the event's name.
How married are we to "OwenFest"?
We're not changing the name, Ruth.
If you insist!
Just work that calculator and make it happen, Ruth.
I've gotta focus on being the face, soul, and inspiration behind...
OwenFest!
I'm gonna talk to him.
Hey, kids. Owen, I need to talk to you now.
We saw the video for OwenFest.
We got curious when we kept getting texts from parents
asking if we could hook their kids up with VIP tickets.
Owen, we have some real concerns about what we saw.
If you think you are throwing that event
without featuring a fire DJ set by Byron Blatt,
you are sorely mistaken!
How could you not get me on that lineup, son?
I thought you said you were busy.
I was lying to you because I thought
it was gonna be super lame.
But OwenFest look like it's about to pop all the way off.
I'll see what I can do.
Tight! Lemme go get my demo tape.
More importantly,
you made some pretty lofty promises in that video, Owen.
How are you planning on making all this happen?
Mom, you're getting in the weeds on the details.
This thing is already a success.
It's bigger than us. It's... OwenFest!
Yeah, Rachel.
This will be the defining moment of our generation.
In 50 years, kids are gonna be asking their grandparents,
"Where were you during... OwenFest?"
Owen, I think this event is starting to give you a big head.
That is absolutely ridiculous.
Hey, what do you think about these decorations we got for the event?
That's perfect.
Well, the man of the hour has arrived.
How we looking in there?
Where have you been?
I'm up to my ears in problems.
And Blair refuses to help because she says, and I quote:
"These hands weren't made for unskilled labor."
Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to be me right now.
Everyone wants a piece of Chief Good-Time.
That's what I'm calling myself by the way...
Chief Good-Time!
Well, Chief Good-Time,
why don't you come and take a look
at what people are about to walk into?
This is different than our video.
You think?
This is our "virtual reality arcade,"
which is just my phone inside a hockey helmet I found in the woods.
That smells like the bus station.
But people do love the bus, so...
Here we have our chocolate fountain.
Well, chocolate is chocolate.
That is not chocolate.
This is our "gourmet catering."
What's on the menu, Elaine?
We got...
All right, audience, what is on the menu?
You choose what Owen has to eat.
Give us something good, guys!
I got a feeling it's gonna be a twist on food.
I got a feeling they're gonna be a little surprising.
Now back to the scene.
- Action! - What's on the menu, Elaine?
I present to you my famous sickening sushi.
I'm gonna make you one right now.
Thank you.
You know, I-I don't think
rice and peanut butter is a good combination.
Marshmallow.
I can tell you right now I just lost my appetite.
Do you like octopus?
Okay. I'll give you some octopus.
- You know what head cheese it? - No.
Yeah, you don't want to know.
Who hurt you? Are you okay?
You know what this sushi needs?
What does it need?
Cooked beetles.
I think I need more.
It tastes best with a little anchovy mayo.
As the host of OwenFest,
it's only fair that you eat it first.
Definitely.
Don't be alarmed if something's moving.
I taste the beetles.
Yeah, I taste the whole family.
You know what, Elaine? You made this for us.
It's only fair you should eat it.
Eat it! Eat it!
Yeah!
The beetles really get in there, don't they?
Nice crunchy taste, right?
Let's have a round of applause for Elaine, please.
So, as you can see,
we've got the food for OwenFest covered.
The rest of the event...
I'm not so sure about.
Say hello to Bruno Mars!
This isn't Bruno Mars.
This is just Bonesy the janitor dressed as Bruno Mars!
Ladies and gentleman,
everybody makin' a hands together for Bruno Mars.
Ske-dle-bop-a-doodle-ee-dee!
A- Bruno-Mars- a-dee-dee-dee-dee!
He legally changed his name to Bruno Mars so we can't get sued.
Good luck finding Bonesy now, Jebsen County Parks Department.
Owen, these people paid $60
and are expecting a luxury event.
They're gonna riot once they walk in here
and realize OwenFest is just... Bonesy in a hat.
Bruno Mars!
I think it's time to consider canceling this thing
and refunding everyone their money.
Have you gone mad, woman?
Chief Good-Time is the toast of the school!
And if you think you're touching mama's 1% of ticket sales,
you got another thing comin'.
As OwenFest's self-appointed safety chaperone,
got a little report for ya.
It's raining. And the roof is leakin' somethin' fierce.
Great point, Rachel! If we refund people their money,
then the school gym won't ever get fixed!
Don't you see, Ruth?
We are solving problems here, changing lives.
We are making a difference.
Whoa! Aw...
Bruno Mars!
Just a couple more minutes till doors open, folks.
Have your wristbands on and remember:
I am in no way legally responsible
for anything happening inside.
Thank you, adoring public!
We have quite the experience in store for you.
You're a legend, Chief Good-Time!
If it weren't for OwenFest,
we'd all be miserable and hate our dumb, boring lives!
Hearing things like that is why I do what I do.
You know what would take OwenFest to the next level?
A DJ set by DJ Byron Blatt! Yeah!
- Yeah! - Dad! Go home!
Fine.
Way to have my back, Clyde.
Mr. Chief Good-Time, sir.
What's up with it?
I was the little girl who yelled stuff before.
From the line.
Like a minute ago.
Yeah, I remember. What'cha got?
I've been saving up my allowance for something special,
and when I saw the video for OwenFest, by golly,
I just knew it was worthy of my hard-earned money.
You spent your entire allowance savings on a ticket to this?
And the birthday money my Nana sent! Rest in peace.
I know she's looking down on me,
pleased as punch that I got the VIP package.
We did it, Nana! This is for you!
I'm sorry, if you could excuse me,
my conscience just punched me in the stomach.
I'm canceling the event and refunding everyone their money.
- What? - What we're doing is wrong.
And even though we were doing it for a good cause...
- Speak for yourself. - Even though I'm doing it for a good cause,
fixing the gym's roof isn't worth taking advantage of people.
I'm gonna tell everyone the truth.
It's time for Chief Good-Time to face the music.
Excuse me!
Wait. I have an idea.
How's everything going?
Owen seems remarkably un-beaten up.
I gotta hand it to Blair. She saved the day.
What did you do, Blair? What did you do?
Nothing bad. It was actually kind of genius.
I came clean.
Told them all the things we promised in the video
were lies and offered to refund them their money.
You did?
Well, she said they could get a refund,
or if they let us keep their money,
they could be permitted entry into the ultra-exclusive
"secret event" being DJ'd by a mystery celebrity.
Who's the mystery celebrity?
'Ear me now!
It's your main star Boy Selectah, DJ Byron Blatt
in da house!
Big ups to my man Owen Blatt for puttin' this turn up together.
Les' go!
He's having fun.
I'm impressed you guys pulled this thing off.
Everyone's insecure and just wants to fit in.
As long as an event is exclusive, it doesn't have to be good.
Look at these dopey sheep.
They're just happy someone stamped VIP on their hand.
Wow! A cheese sandwich?
That's so VIP!
My reputation is intact.
And the school still gets their money.
This gym is as good as fixed.
Whoo!
Okay, last vote, audience.
You choose what goes wrong in the gym.
My character, the last scene said,
"It's raining and the roof is leaking."
It's gonna come from everywhere.
Waterfall, just...
- Votes are in. - We're gonna be starting the scene
"This gym is as good as fixed."
Then you'll read the note on the box.
And let's go back to the scene.
Action!
This gym is as good as fixed.
By the way, check out these super cool
OwenFest glasses I made.
Let's all put them on because they look cool.
Not for safety reasons or anything like that.
Owen, I'm so proud of you for pulling this off.
Your dad and I decided to get you some sparkling apple juice
to celebrate. Ha! Go ahead and open it up.
All right.
- Over here, so we don't hurt anybody. - Gotcha.
Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
There we go.
This is not good. The other side of this wall is...
the school swimming pool.
- No! - No!
There's the swim team.
What have you done, Owen?
The-the gym is absolutely ruined!
What are you gonna do about it?
And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!